A little old lady went to the grocery store and placed the most expensive cat food in her basket. At the checkout, she cheerfully told the cashier, “Only the best for my little kitten.” But the cashier shook her head. “I’m sorry, ma’am. We can’t sell you cat food without proof that you actually own a cat. Some elderly customers buy it for themselves, and management requires verification.” Annoyed but determined, the old lady went home, fetched her cat, and brought it back. Only then did they sell her the food. The next day, she returned to buy a dozen...
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