A man walked into a Wal-Mart and the greeter said, “Automotive, aisle 15.”Surprised, the man asked how he knew he was there for oil.“That’s my job,” the greeter replied. Another man entered and heard, “Sporting goods, aisle 28.”“How did you know I needed fishing gear?”“That’s my job.” Then a woman walked in and the greeter said, “Tampons, aisle 5.”She replied, “No, I need hemorrhoid medicine.”“Darn,” the greeter said. “Missed it by an inch.” On a flight, a man waited endlessly for the men’s restroom. A flight attendant allowed him to use the women’s restroom but warned him not to touch...
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