John O’Reilly raised his beer high at the crowded pub and shouted, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!” The room exploded with laughter, and just like that, John won the prize for the best toast of the night. Later that evening, he arrived home smiling proudly. “Mary,” he said, “I won the prize for the best toast at the pub tonight.” “Oh, did ye now?” she replied. “And what was your toast?”Without missing a beat, John answered sweetly, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.”...
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