STOP YOUR PRESSES AND DROP THE BALLS FOR THE SCARE! THIS NEWS WILL TURN YOU UP FROM YOUR FIRST COMMUNION. MAIN TITLE: TERROR ON THE PLATE! THE GORE NIGHTMARE NO ONE THOUGHT WAS POSSIBLE: CUSTOMER FINDS THE “CHIKIS TRIKIS” (YES, A HUMAN ANUS) IN HIS BIRRIA BROTH AT A POPULAR CITY OUTFIT. A SANITARY HORROR SEWER IS UNCOVERED! SHOCKING SUBTITLE: The headline that popped up on your phone and you thought was a joke, IS REAL! That damn “…Read more” was hiding the most disgusting and disturbing story of the year. Get ready, because after reading this, you’ll never look...
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